Friday, June 14, 2013

Paranoia

Ugh, the Wolves keep talking to me and trying to lure me and it's getting WORSE AND WORSE AND WORSE and I can't stray off the path! If I stray off the path I die or WORSE!

I don't think I can take it, and I know you'll say "Just don't take the path!" But I CAN'T. It's like there's no other way now! I look at the roads and sidewalks and I know they're not safe anymore! The only way is THE PATH!

I mustn't stray from the path...

I mustn't stray from the path.

I MUSTN'T STRAY FROM THE PATH...

[This is the final post on the blog of Reed Summers, some poor bastard who disappeared after this little fiasco. I only repost this blog because, every now and then, a Runner or two whispers of a man walking down a path, usually with a servant or two trying to get onto the path. They say you're safe from the Fears if you're walking down it with him... But you're never safe from the man himself. Stay safe, friends.]

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Sausage Water

So something was weird about the path today. I found a bunch of water bottles by the side today, and let me tell you it was absolutely BLISTERING HOT outside. I would have taken a sip from one, but common sense dictates you don't drink water off the side of a forest path, even if it was still sealed.

I'm honestly not entirely sure what's going on here...

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Off The Path

So I left the path today.

I'm... Well...

It wasn't good.

Basically, I decide to go off the path randomly.

Almost IMMEDIATELY a woman steps out of the freaking trees and attacks me with strings, trying to turn me into a fricking puppet or something!

Well I ran like hell, and the weirdest thing is that when I got on the path, she stopped following me... I think I should stay on the path from now on...

Where are you going, little one?

I encountered another Wolf today. I call him the Red Wolf. He beckoned to me while I was walking the path, doing his best to seduce me. He was wearing tight-fitting clothes in various shades of red.

"Where are you going in such a hurry? Can't you stay for a moment? We could have so much fun together, you and I..."

I kept walking though. I knew he was another Wolf, attempting to trick me off the path. I can't go off the path, there are Wolves...

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Cake and Wine

So I went to a friend's birthday party today. It got kinda wild. I was stumbling home through the forest when I went off the path, and I swear something was moving towards me. I got back on the path quickly, but then it just kept watching me. I could have sworn I saw a businessman staring at me, of all things...

I must've been a bit more drunk than I thought.

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Beneath the three large oak trees

So yeah, there's a huge forest just outside my suburb. In all honesty, we're not really supposed to go there. There's a bunch of warnings about ticks and animals and such, but it's a really quick way to get to school. There's, oddly enough, a path in there.

It's not really a crafted path, enough people just went that way to stamp out a dirt path that leads through the forest. I walk it every day, because I figure if enough people go that way then it must be "safe".

So yeah, I was walking down the path today and I heard something growling in the underbrush. All I could see were these red eyes staring at me. They didn't jump out at me though. I just kept walking the path and I was pretty much safe.

Something was crawling through the bushes and stuff, but it never got close...

I think there really are Wolves in the forest...

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Once upon a time...

Hello there folks, this is Reed, and this is my blog! You can call me Red, everyone else does because of my bright-red jacket I wear everywhere.

Regardless, this is my blog that I will use to gripe about everyday things in my everyday suburb, minus the huge-ass woods I need to go through to get to my campus. Sometimes I worry there are wolves there, hence the name of this blog.

So yeah, expect the next post sometime soon!